Let’s face it - it’s super hard to write a meaningful message these days without
the help of the perfect gif or some cheeky emojis to really spice things up.
So here you are, staring at that blank white space inside of this card wondering
to yourself what the hell are you meant to say?! And can you even remember
how to hold a pen?! Well fear not ’cos Central 23 is here to save your ass:
Don’t go adding that awkward kiss if this card is for Sandra in Accounting.
Unless you, like, talk exactly like this which is, like, sooo annoying.
Everyone loves a compliment, so if they have a cute butt tell them they have a cute butt!
If they’re great at listening to your bullshit, thank them for putting up with you.
Tell them you love them! Let them know how that one time you got really drunk and
they bought you chips really meant a lot to you! Don’t be afraid to get deep, man*
*Ignore if this is for Sandra in Accounting.
Below is our tried and tested signing off kisses system:
LONG TERM PARTNER
*add more if you are currently in the dog-house
to leave them wanting more
Spice things up with a
to let them know you have a cheeky side
Show them love with an
*tries to refrain from whispering 'Gossip Girl'*
As many or as little as you want (depending on how much you like them)
Avoid at all costs unless you want to be known as the creepy one (we are looking at you Sandra)