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HOW TO WRITE THE BEST GREETING CARD


Let’s face it - it’s super hard to write a meaningful message these days without the help of the perfect gif or some cheeky emojis to really spice things up. So here you are, staring at that blank white space inside of this card wondering to yourself what the hell are you meant to say?! And can you even remember how to hold a pen?! Well fear not ’cos Central 23 is here to save your ass:


KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE


Don’t go adding that awkward kiss if this card is for Sandra in Accounting.


WRITE HOW YOU TALK


Unless you, like, talk exactly like this which is, like, sooo annoying.


BE NICE


Everyone loves a compliment, so if they have a cute butt tell them they have a cute butt!
If they’re great at listening to your bullshit, thank them for putting up with you.


DON’T HOLD BACK


Tell them you love them! Let them know how that one time you got really drunk and they bought you chips really meant a lot to you! Don’t be afraid to get deep, man*

*Ignore if this is for Sandra in Accounting.



SIGN OFF WITH LOVE


Below is our tried and tested signing off kisses system:

LONG TERM PARTNER

The classic

*add more if you are currently in the dog-house

BF/GF

One cheeky

to leave them wanting more

YOUR CRUSH

Spice things up with a

to let them know you have a cheeky side

FRIEND

Show them love with an

*tries to refrain from whispering 'Gossip Girl'*

FAMILY MEMBER

As many or as little as you want (depending on how much you like them)

COLLEAGUE

Avoid at all costs unless you want to be known as the creepy one (we are looking at you Sandra)